[Verse 1] Hot wax dripping Honey what do you say I got a brand new record That I've got to play She said not now boy But I did anyway And I'm ready, so ready Lip smacking paddy whacking Walking the street I got a rag top Chevy Now I'm back on my feet I get an EM-HO woody When I sit in the seat Because I'm ready, so ready I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes Because in the pink she look so fine She's got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize Yeah I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but Ill-gotten booty's not my style I'll take a rain check until I get back on my feet Yeah [Chorus 1] Because I'm Alright Your mamma says I'm Alright Your daddy says I'm Alright And my old lady says I'm Alright [Verse 2] Whip cracking floozy Way out of control She got a new kinda jelly In her jelly roll I got the right key baby But the wrong keyhole And I'm ready, so ready I'm a red hot pistol And I'm ready to fight I'm a 38 special On a Saturday night I'm going to kiss your boo-boo honey Make it alright Because I'm ready, so ready I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash It kinda keeps my a** in line One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash Honey My brand new baby's looking f-i-n-e, FINE The sun is shining every day I've got no rubbers now it's raining all the time Honey [Chorus 2] But I'm Alright My little sister says I'm Alright Ohh my brother thinks I'm Alright And my old lady know I'm Alright [Verse 3] I feel like I'm hung up on the line I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime Everything about you is so f-i-n-e, FINE Let's put our clothes back on And by the way girl What's your name again? [Chorus 3] But I'm Alright Your daddy says I'm Alright And Tipper thinks I'm Alright And Joe Perry says I'm Alright [Verse 4] Pitched my tent In the pouring rain I got a back seat lover That's calling my name She going to blow my cover She's hot as a flame But I'm ready, so ready I shove my tongue Right between your cheeks I haven't made love now For twenty-five weeks I hear that your so tight Your loving squeaks And I'm ready, so ready YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH