But bro, Tecmo Bowl, number one game of all
And that's an easy call! It's the sports game played
Back when they first were made, it paved the way for Madden
Niko!
Tecmo Bowl, pop it on your TV
One game and you will see
Why for everyone, Tecmo is super fun
Come on, Brent, throw your hat in!
Dude, I'm kinda bad at sports, not to be rude,
But I would clearly come up short, so
Tecmo Bowl, back when I used to play
I'd play it every day
In suburbia, there's nothing to do so, duh
It makes life less pathetic
Look!
Tecmo Bowl, you get to strategize
See through Montana's eyes
And the best part is, you'd be a Tecmo wiz
You don't have to be athletic at all
Pa**! I actually needed tutors for gym cla**
I'll stick to RPGs and shooters
Come on dude, just one try!
That's mine!
Come on, don't be that guy
Alright, fine!
Pick the team you want to be (I don't want)
49'ers, naturally (I don't want)
Gettin' started isn't Shakespeare or Chekov
You simply wait for the kick-off
And then you'll see
Now my thoughts flash back
To every time I got sacked
Every asthma attack
In my P.E. cla**, I only caught one pa**
Then ran to my own end zone
Felt so lame
Weak was my middle name
It was my secret shame
Can I undo that all with one stupid game?
No time to think, here I go
See, I told you you would kick a**
Even though you s**ed at gym cla**
I just mashed the bu*tons!
Yeah but, you caught the freakin' pa**!
Tecmo Bowl is super legit
Tecmo Bowl is really the sh**
I just took a chance
And boom!
Aren't you glad
That I didn't quit?
(That you didn't quit?)
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Tecmo Bowl makes kings out of losers!
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I love Tecmo Bowl