But bro, Tecmo Bowl, number one game of all And that's an easy call! It's the sports game played Back when they first were made, it paved the way for Madden Niko! Tecmo Bowl, pop it on your TV One game and you will see Why for everyone, Tecmo is super fun Come on, Brent, throw your hat in! Dude, I'm kinda bad at sports, not to be rude, But I would clearly come up short, so Tecmo Bowl, back when I used to play I'd play it every day In suburbia, there's nothing to do so, duh It makes life less pathetic Look! Tecmo Bowl, you get to strategize See through Montana's eyes And the best part is, you'd be a Tecmo wiz You don't have to be athletic at all Pa**! I actually needed tutors for gym cla** I'll stick to RPGs and shooters Come on dude, just one try! That's mine! Come on, don't be that guy Alright, fine! Pick the team you want to be (I don't want) 49'ers, naturally (I don't want) Gettin' started isn't Shakespeare or Chekov You simply wait for the kick-off And then you'll see Now my thoughts flash back To every time I got sacked Every asthma attack In my P.E. cla**, I only caught one pa** Then ran to my own end zone Felt so lame Weak was my middle name It was my secret shame Can I undo that all with one stupid game? No time to think, here I go See, I told you you would kick a** Even though you s**ed at gym cla** I just mashed the bu*tons! Yeah but, you caught the freakin' pa**! Tecmo Bowl is super legit Tecmo Bowl is really the sh** I just took a chance And boom! Aren't you glad That I didn't quit? (That you didn't quit?) Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Tecmo Bowl makes kings out of losers! Tecmo Bowl, Tecmo Bowl, Tecmo Bowl, Tecmo Bowl I love Tecmo Bowl