Everyone wanna know who I am
Like, who's that guy? He isn't on the Gram
If you don't know me, get with the program
I'm tall, white, and honest like Abraham
Who am I? I guess I'm that guy
The dude's who's fly, maybe rockin' a tie
My girl's hot as July, never forgets to reply
The only guy at the party without the wi-fi
But it's true, loud-mouth, I just love to talk
Open my mouth to rap & they all gawk
Critics circlin' me like a hungry hawk
Fans debatin' about me like I was Iraq
I'm not Canadian, but I still Cruz
Too many women, it's hard to choose
Hype around me this year, just like Views
A true entertainer, I'm here to amuse
No, no, never before
I - I've never been in love before (Until now)
I've had enough but I want more
I bet you guys didn't think I could sing
I put it all on the table like pong to the ping
I'm Google, other rappers are Bing
Serious about my rap, this isn't a fling
I still remember the day I got my wheels
Out with the fam for my birthday meals
These girls that made me go head over heels
All I do is close my eyes & I'm in the feels
But it's not that sad, life's far from done
The only thing that'll stop me is a dude with a gun
I might be slim, but my heart weights a ton
I've got Nikes on, but I rarely run
Except, of course, for when I run this sh**
I'm not a punk, but I'm such a misfit
Walk in the club with the best outfit
I'll find a mic & a stage so that I can spit
La la la
Used to think I was ugly, now I don't care
I might wake up tomorrow & not do my hair
‘Cause I'd rather be any shape but a square
This mixtape's so fire, yanno I've got flair
They say Big Tony, and you're like who?
I guess it's alright, this is my debut
Every time I win, I get de ja vu
I'm growin' tall & thin just like bamboo