Everyone wanna know who I am Like, who's that guy? He isn't on the Gram If you don't know me, get with the program I'm tall, white, and honest like Abraham Who am I? I guess I'm that guy The dude's who's fly, maybe rockin' a tie My girl's hot as July, never forgets to reply The only guy at the party without the wi-fi But it's true, loud-mouth, I just love to talk Open my mouth to rap & they all gawk Critics circlin' me like a hungry hawk Fans debatin' about me like I was Iraq I'm not Canadian, but I still Cruz Too many women, it's hard to choose Hype around me this year, just like Views A true entertainer, I'm here to amuse No, no, never before I - I've never been in love before (Until now) I've had enough but I want more I bet you guys didn't think I could sing I put it all on the table like pong to the ping I'm Google, other rappers are Bing Serious about my rap, this isn't a fling I still remember the day I got my wheels Out with the fam for my birthday meals These girls that made me go head over heels All I do is close my eyes & I'm in the feels But it's not that sad, life's far from done The only thing that'll stop me is a dude with a gun I might be slim, but my heart weights a ton I've got Nikes on, but I rarely run Except, of course, for when I run this sh** I'm not a punk, but I'm such a misfit Walk in the club with the best outfit I'll find a mic & a stage so that I can spit La la la Used to think I was ugly, now I don't care I might wake up tomorrow & not do my hair ‘Cause I'd rather be any shape but a square This mixtape's so fire, yanno I've got flair They say Big Tony, and you're like who? I guess it's alright, this is my debut Every time I win, I get de ja vu I'm growin' tall & thin just like bamboo