Fast food feels fuzzy
Cause it's made from stuff that's scuzzy
I used to feel like such a nerd
I refused to eat that strange bean curd
I wouldn't eat it -ow- but it ate you
Aw-wee-oo
k**er Tofu
Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo
k**er Tofu
I eat my sugared cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial
Ee-awee-oo EE-awee
If you're feeling kind of cruddy
Just stick by your buddy
And don't eat too much fried food -ow-
Aw-wee-oo
k**er Tofu
Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo
k**er Tofu