Fast food feels fuzzy Cause it's made from stuff that's scuzzy I used to feel like such a nerd I refused to eat that strange bean curd I wouldn't eat it -ow- but it ate you Aw-wee-oo k**er Tofu Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo k**er Tofu I eat my sugared cereal But it makes my teeth bacterial Ee-awee-oo EE-awee If you're feeling kind of cruddy Just stick by your buddy And don't eat too much fried food -ow- Aw-wee-oo k**er Tofu Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo k**er Tofu