Velma
Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean , do you believe it?
I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face into a pail of slop
And she'd come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, heaven knows?
Reporter
Hold on everybody, she's comin' out now
Well, doc, is she or isn't she?
Velma
She is
Reporter
She is!!!
Velma. (sung.)
I know a girl
A girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a ten-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it, couldn't say?
Billy. (spoken.)
Doc, would you swear to that statemen in court?
Doctor
Yes
Billy
Good. . . uh. . . bu*ton your fly
Velma. (sung.)
Whilst I
On the other hand
Pur my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop
I... On the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader that a duck
I know a girl
Who tells so many lies?
Anything that's true
Would truly cross her eyes?
But what that mouse is selling
The whole world buts
And nobody smells a rat
Roxie. (spoken.)
Please, ladies and gentlemen of the Press
Leave the two of us alone so we can rest
Velma (spoken.)
The two of us??
Velma (sung.)
Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?
Reporter. (spoken.)
Could I have one last picture please?
Roxie (spoken.)
Oh! sure anything for the press
Velma (sung.)
Do you belive it?
I mean do you belive it?
Roxie
My dear little baby
Velma (sung, mocking Roxie)
My dear little baby
Roxie
My sweet little baby
Velma
My sweet little . . . baby....