Bebe Neuwirth - I Know a Girl lyrics

Velma Can you imagine? I mean, can you imagine? Do you believe it? I mean , do you believe it? I know a girl A girl who lands on top You could put her face into a pail of slop And she'd come up smelling like a rose How she does it, heaven knows? Reporter Hold on everybody, she's comin' out now Well, doc, is she or isn't she? Velma She is Reporter She is!!! Velma. (sung.) I know a girl A girl with so much luck She could get run over by a ten-ton truck Then brush herself off and walk away How she does it, couldn't say? Billy. (spoken.) Doc, would you swear to that statemen in court? Doctor Yes Billy Good. . . uh. . . bu*ton your fly Velma. (sung.) Whilst I On the other hand Pur my face in a pail of slop And I would smell like a pail of slop I... On the other hand Get run over by a truck And I am deader that a duck I know a girl Who tells so many lies? Anything that's true Would truly cross her eyes? But what that mouse is selling The whole world buts And nobody smells a rat Roxie. (spoken.) Please, ladies and gentlemen of the Press Leave the two of us alone so we can rest Velma (spoken.) The two of us?? Velma (sung.) Can you imagine? I mean, can you imagine? Reporter. (spoken.) Could I have one last picture please? Roxie (spoken.) Oh! sure anything for the press Velma (sung.) Do you belive it? I mean do you belive it? Roxie My dear little baby Velma (sung, mocking Roxie) My dear little baby Roxie My sweet little baby Velma My sweet little . . . baby....