Well I've never scored a proper goal, but I'm really good at Pro Evo
I can't ollie up a curb unless I'm playing Tony Hawk
Hell I can't even drive a car but I'll kick your a** at Mario Kart
Well my girlfriend's naked next to me and I'm tapping on my Blackberry
The TomTom on the windscreen knows exactly where I'm supposed to go
and Broadband wireless internet means that I can look at p**n in bed
Well the future's in Nintendo nunchuckers
or staring at a Xbox screen
Well the future's sounding like a science fiction film
and it scares the sh** outta me
Well I've never wrote a proper song, but I've played more gigs than Elton John
Smoked more f*gs than Tom White, and shagged more birds than Bill Gates
I can't even play guitar, I never found the time to learn
Well I've never ran for president, but I've written songs that slag him off
I sing and swear in front of kids about GCSE politics
I don' know how the whole thing works,I never found the time to learn
Well the future's in Nintendo nunchuckers
or staring at a Xbox screen
Well the future's sounding like a science fiction film
and it scares the sh** outta me