Beans On Toast - What Ever Happened To The Rubix Cube lyrics

Well I've never scored a proper goal, but I'm really good at Pro Evo I can't ollie up a curb unless I'm playing Tony Hawk Hell I can't even drive a car but I'll kick your a** at Mario Kart Well my girlfriend's naked next to me and I'm tapping on my Blackberry The TomTom on the windscreen knows exactly where I'm supposed to go and Broadband wireless internet means that I can look at p**n in bed Well the future's in Nintendo nunchuckers or staring at a Xbox screen Well the future's sounding like a science fiction film and it scares the sh** outta me Well I've never wrote a proper song, but I've played more gigs than Elton John Smoked more f*gs than Tom White, and shagged more birds than Bill Gates I can't even play guitar, I never found the time to learn Well I've never ran for president, but I've written songs that slag him off I sing and swear in front of kids about GCSE politics I don' know how the whole thing works,I never found the time to learn Well the future's in Nintendo nunchuckers or staring at a Xbox screen Well the future's sounding like a science fiction film and it scares the sh** outta me