Well I fancy Laura Marling
But She's only sixteen
She hasn't even finished her GCSE's
But her voice is just so s**y
She plays a mean guitar
I love the songs she sings so much
I know them off by heart
Oh Laura, Oh Laura
What am I going to do
If only I was 10 years younger
And I wasn't going bald
Well I fancy Laura Marling
But she's already got her man
He's probably in her science cla**
Holding her hand
She's written him 10 love songs
I've only written one
But if you heard it Laura
Would you sing along?
Oh Laura, Oh Laura
What am I going to do
If only I was 10 years younger
And I wasn't going bald
Well I fancy Laura Marling yeah
But so does everyone
Just wait until her album's out
And she's at number one
I'll still be at Nambuka
Singing to an empty room
When she wraps up a sold out tour
Headlining Sheperd's Bush
Oh Laura, Oh Laura
What am I going to do
If only I was 10 years younger
And I wasn't going bald