Well I fancy Laura Marling But She's only sixteen She hasn't even finished her GCSE's But her voice is just so s**y She plays a mean guitar I love the songs she sings so much I know them off by heart Oh Laura, Oh Laura What am I going to do If only I was 10 years younger And I wasn't going bald Well I fancy Laura Marling But she's already got her man He's probably in her science cla** Holding her hand She's written him 10 love songs I've only written one But if you heard it Laura Would you sing along? Oh Laura, Oh Laura What am I going to do If only I was 10 years younger And I wasn't going bald Well I fancy Laura Marling yeah But so does everyone Just wait until her album's out And she's at number one I'll still be at Nambuka Singing to an empty room When she wraps up a sold out tour Headlining Sheperd's Bush Oh Laura, Oh Laura What am I going to do If only I was 10 years younger And I wasn't going bald