[Bart Baker:]
It's Iggy Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl
[Jessica (Ariana Grande):]
That's a major problem.
Hey kids remember me from Nickelodeon I got thin but don't worry I'm still just as dumb actually more cause I'm vegan.
When my body's sideways you cannot see me all this over s**ual dancing just doesn't suit me I look like I'm 10 my skirt's so short I might as well be naked all of my views are horny dudes spankin'
[Kind Bach:]
random black guy whispering I'm a random black whispering why is this so zoomed in on my teeth? Can you please zoom out dude?
[Jessica:]
Zoom back in!
[King Bach:]
There's broccoli stuck in my teeth I got rib meat stuck between my teeth so please stop zooming in on my teeth
[Jessica:]
Big Sean you need to start flossin' I swear I'm totally unique nobody's like me
[Alx:]
Girl please that's not true! Your voice is a damn carbon copy of Mariah Carey
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[Jessica:]
Hey screw you!
[Gsnaps (Mariah):]
What he said is a fact b**h just admit that you're clearly trying to steal my ma**ive appeal
[Jessica:]
Aren't you 82?
[Gsnaps:]
I can sing higher
[Jessica:]
Oh yeah? Prove grandma!
[Gsnaps:]
Ahhhaaaaaaa
[Jessica:]
Aaahhhhaaa
[Alx:]
Stop!
[King Bach:]
Stop zooming in on my mouth I am getting really annoyed now that's it I'm pulling my piece out zoom in one more time I dare you!
[Bart Baker:]
It's Iggy Iggz hu my balls just dropped wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream, this set looks like a Tim Burton s** dream My hair is bigger than my huge bu*t in this video.
My voice sounds like I am rapping thorough a hole in my throat. Iggie Iggie too biggie to be confessin' that I'm actually a black dude who into cross dressin' seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket I think that dude in the back must've google that sh**, didn't have enough make up to cover my black skin so I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him.
Have you notice the backdrop that's been here along? We've been hypnotizing y'all to like this song like what!
[Jessica:]
We're hypnotizing you buy this song on iTunes. People say my name reminds them of Starbucks that's because my dad's a grande coffee cup.
[Ben (Starbucks worker):]
Sorry Ariana you're through
[James (Starbucks worker 2):]
you're getting old almost 22
[Ben:]
And we need someone bigger than you
[Jessica:]
Wait what the hell are you saying?
[James:]
You need to get an upgrade
[Ben:]
Well actually totally replaced
[James:]
Say hi to Ariana Venti
[Stevie (Ariana Venti):]
I sing ever higher than you!