Bart Baker - Problem Parody lyrics

[Bart Baker:] It's Iggy Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl [Jessica (Ariana Grande):] That's a major problem. Hey kids remember me from Nickelodeon I got thin but don't worry I'm still just as dumb actually more cause I'm vegan. When my body's sideways you cannot see me all this over s**ual dancing just doesn't suit me I look like I'm 10 my skirt's so short I might as well be naked all of my views are horny dudes spankin' [Kind Bach:] random black guy whispering I'm a random black whispering why is this so zoomed in on my teeth? Can you please zoom out dude? [Jessica:] Zoom back in! [King Bach:] There's broccoli stuck in my teeth I got rib meat stuck between my teeth so please stop zooming in on my teeth [Jessica:] Big Sean you need to start flossin' I swear I'm totally unique nobody's like me [Alx:] Girl please that's not true! Your voice is a damn carbon copy of Mariah Carey sponsored links [Jessica:] Hey screw you! [Gsnaps (Mariah):] What he said is a fact b**h just admit that you're clearly trying to steal my ma**ive appeal [Jessica:] Aren't you 82? [Gsnaps:] I can sing higher [Jessica:] Oh yeah? Prove grandma! [Gsnaps:] Ahhhaaaaaaa [Jessica:] Aaahhhhaaa [Alx:] Stop! [King Bach:] Stop zooming in on my mouth I am getting really annoyed now that's it I'm pulling my piece out zoom in one more time I dare you! [Bart Baker:] It's Iggy Iggz hu my balls just dropped wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream, this set looks like a Tim Burton s** dream My hair is bigger than my huge bu*t in this video. My voice sounds like I am rapping thorough a hole in my throat. Iggie Iggie too biggie to be confessin' that I'm actually a black dude who into cross dressin' seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket I think that dude in the back must've google that sh**, didn't have enough make up to cover my black skin so I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him. Have you notice the backdrop that's been here along? We've been hypnotizing y'all to like this song like what! [Jessica:] We're hypnotizing you buy this song on iTunes. People say my name reminds them of Starbucks that's because my dad's a grande coffee cup. [Ben (Starbucks worker):] Sorry Ariana you're through [James (Starbucks worker 2):] you're getting old almost 22 [Ben:] And we need someone bigger than you [Jessica:] Wait what the hell are you saying? [James:] You need to get an upgrade [Ben:] Well actually totally replaced [James:] Say hi to Ariana Venti [Stevie (Ariana Venti):] I sing ever higher than you!