You've got a new t pa**, just for retards
You've got sagging breasts that are very large
All over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples
And you've got a greasy hair coming out of your nipple
Hey, you're dumb [x3]
You live with your parents, and you're 31
You pay no rent, because you're a bum
You never clean your house, because you're depressed
And you've still got a goddamn hairy breast
Hey, you're dumb [x3]
You're going to San Fransisco because you're gay
Your boyfriend must be really desperate to get laid
We'll always make fun of you, we'll never rest
And you still got a goddamn hairy breast