You've got a new t pa**, just for retards You've got sagging breasts that are very large All over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples And you've got a greasy hair coming out of your nipple Hey, you're dumb [x3] You live with your parents, and you're 31 You pay no rent, because you're a bum You never clean your house, because you're depressed And you've still got a goddamn hairy breast Hey, you're dumb [x3] You're going to San Fransisco because you're gay Your boyfriend must be really desperate to get laid We'll always make fun of you, we'll never rest And you still got a goddamn hairy breast