==Ri Fol Bird==
"Ri fol bird"
"Crickey crack cat"
"Niddle noddle dickey di dog"
Fiddle diddle diddle diddle
Diddle diddle diddle
And the bird on the wing went
Fiddle diddle ding
And the cat on the fence went
"Look"
And the dog ate the cat with a
Gobble gobble clap
And the bird in the air went
*Pbsbst!* on the dog
Fiddle diddle diddle…
==Ri Fol Market==
"Ri piddle di pig"
"Ri fiddle di dickey market"
A man went to market to buy a *pop!* *pbsbst!*
Fol de ree
Riding upon a pig *oink oink oink* *squeal!*
Fol de wee
So he sold the *oink*
And he bought the *pop!* *pbsbst!*
And the great *pop!* *pbsbst!* was locked in the cart
With a wee hee hee and a ha ha hee
He took it to his wife to be
He said to his woman with a giggle and a nudge
"I've brought you a grand *pop!* *psbsbt!*"
And she fanned her head
And said "Thank you, Ned,"
And she went to look in the cart
And she saw the grand *pop!* *pbsbst!*
With a scream and a yell
And a nelly nelly nell
She hit the *pop!* with her fan
And Ned came rinny runny ran
And written on the ground
With a finger Neddy found
"Where were you when the *pbsbst!* hit the fan?"
Fol de ra *pop!* *pbsbst!*
Fol de ree *pop!* *pbsbst!*
==Ri Fol Tit==
"Ri fol bird"
"Ri fol tit"
Fol de ra, fol de ree
Poor big tit in a tree
Lonely big tit needs another tit
So there can be three
So up came the farmer with a great big gun
Said "Hey, those little tits give me the shiddlebits!"
And the gun went bang, and the tits when clang
And he shot the tree in the tits…
Shot the tits in the tree
Fol de ree, fol de tit