Aunty Jack - Ri Fol Tit Men lyrics

==Ri Fol Bird== "Ri fol bird" "Crickey crack cat" "Niddle noddle dickey di dog" Fiddle diddle diddle diddle Diddle diddle diddle And the bird on the wing went Fiddle diddle ding And the cat on the fence went "Look" And the dog ate the cat with a Gobble gobble clap And the bird in the air went *Pbsbst!* on the dog Fiddle diddle diddle… ==Ri Fol Market== "Ri piddle di pig" "Ri fiddle di dickey market" A man went to market to buy a *pop!* *pbsbst!* Fol de ree Riding upon a pig *oink oink oink* *squeal!* Fol de wee So he sold the *oink* And he bought the *pop!* *pbsbst!* And the great *pop!* *pbsbst!* was locked in the cart With a wee hee hee and a ha ha hee He took it to his wife to be He said to his woman with a giggle and a nudge "I've brought you a grand *pop!* *psbsbt!*" And she fanned her head And said "Thank you, Ned," And she went to look in the cart And she saw the grand *pop!* *pbsbst!* With a scream and a yell And a nelly nelly nell She hit the *pop!* with her fan And Ned came rinny runny ran And written on the ground With a finger Neddy found "Where were you when the *pbsbst!* hit the fan?" Fol de ra *pop!* *pbsbst!* Fol de ree *pop!* *pbsbst!* ==Ri Fol Tit== "Ri fol bird" "Ri fol tit" Fol de ra, fol de ree Poor big tit in a tree Lonely big tit needs another tit So there can be three So up came the farmer with a great big gun Said "Hey, those little tits give me the shiddlebits!" And the gun went bang, and the tits when clang And he shot the tree in the tits… Shot the tits in the tree Fol de ree, fol de tit