I want to be the very best
That no one ever was
To f** them is my real test
To f** them is also my cause
I will travel across the land
f**ing far and wide
Each Pokemon, to understand
What's going on inside
Pokemon, gotta' f** 'em
It's you and me
It's my f**ing destiny
Pokemon, ohh
You're my best friend
A friend with benefits
Pokemon, gotta' f** 'em
A f** so true
I'll f** that and then I'll f** you
You f** me and I'll f** you
Pokemon, gotta' f** 'em all (gotta f** 'em all)
Poke-your-mon
I f**ed a lot of Pokemon
Let me show them to you all
I f**ed this thing that came out of the ground
You can probably imagine how I did that
I got the horn real bad
When I f**ed this thing with a horn
Things got real full on
When the horn began to spin
Pokemon, I f**ed a Mr Mime
But it might have just been some guy
Pokemon, ohh
You're my best friend
A friend that I can f** in the c*nt with my dick
Pokemon, gotta' f** 'em
I f**ed this bird
I f**ed just this normal bird
Then I f**ed this dog I found and burnt off my dick
I f**ed a "hot dog"
Not a hot dog
I f**ed a dog