I want to be the very best That no one ever was To f** them is my real test To f** them is also my cause I will travel across the land f**ing far and wide Each Pokemon, to understand What's going on inside Pokemon, gotta' f** 'em It's you and me It's my f**ing destiny Pokemon, ohh You're my best friend A friend with benefits Pokemon, gotta' f** 'em A f** so true I'll f** that and then I'll f** you You f** me and I'll f** you Pokemon, gotta' f** 'em all (gotta f** 'em all) Poke-your-mon I f**ed a lot of Pokemon Let me show them to you all I f**ed this thing that came out of the ground You can probably imagine how I did that I got the horn real bad When I f**ed this thing with a horn Things got real full on When the horn began to spin Pokemon, I f**ed a Mr Mime But it might have just been some guy Pokemon, ohh You're my best friend A friend that I can f** in the c*nt with my dick Pokemon, gotta' f** 'em I f**ed this bird I f**ed just this normal bird Then I f**ed this dog I found and burnt off my dick I f**ed a "hot dog" Not a hot dog I f**ed a dog