[Intro: Young Dan & bryuk420]
Young Dan on the beat
You're not on the beat, Dan!
What's Gucci?
I'd like to thank the fam, and all my supporters
And Action Bronson
[Verse 1: Young Dan]
Cooking the trap, uh
Crooking the crack, uh
Hitting this rap, uh
Everything I say is subliminal
But my rhymes ain't minimal
Imma pa** this sh** off to BR, bryuk!
[Verse 2: bryuk420]
Uh, yo
f** your b**h, blow coke blow snow
Sniffing blow, off your b**h's titties b**h
She's a little bitty b**h
But I still f** the small hoes
Yeah I still f** the small hoes
Because I rep for the east side, west side, bayside
North side, South side, that's right I'm global
I'm all over
And I'm f**ing b**hes costal
Talking s** on the beach
But I ain't talking about the drink
Unless we're talking about that lean
[Verse 3: HG $hellz]
Rapping everywhere
Fresh coming out of the dojo
Everyone wants to know if my name is JoJo
But it's not
HG $hellz in the motherf**er
Mother truckers coming to me
Asking me if I see their bumpers
Is their driving good?
I don't give a sh** because I'm from the hood
Highlands Ranch, f** her for days
I don't eat mayonnaise because it comes from eggs
You know that sh** goes right to your legs
But I'm putting all of these rappers down a peg
[Verse 4: bryuk420]
Uh, in your legs b**h
Eat some eggs b**h, yeah
You know I'm like Ike from smash bros, that's right
You know you like my big old penis girl
You wanna see it girl
But you know that you gotta be it girl
I love all of my b**hes equally
One plus one equals me
Honey bunny funny sh** you're saying to me, man
[Bridge 1: HG $hellz]
Sipping soda
Sipping lots of soda
Sipping on soda
[Verse 5: Young Dan & bryuk420]
Swag, lean
Trapping at Home Depot
AKA Hoe Depot
f**ing my b**hes left and right
In the parking lot
I don't give a f**
I do it wherever I like
Even with Brian's sister and his mom and his fam
Hold on, turn the-turn the, hold on
[Verse 6: HG $hellz & Young Dan]
That's some Clue sh**
Dan f**ing the fam
With a candlestick
Uh, dude, gross, I'd never do that! God!
In the Parlor Room
At Home Depot, bro!
This sh** is gonna be your doom
Who's room is it now?
I'm f**ing everyone that is in town, what?
[Verse 7: bryuk420]
b**h I came through with about
Ten thousand pounds of itch
Talking about a full shipment of ticks
You f**ing b**h
Keep it local when you support small businesses motherf**er
Eat a f**ing dick
[Bridge 2: Young Dan]
This is Young Dan here, back on the track
Here to publicly apologize and retract his, uh, previous statements
[Verse 8: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Here to f** around on the track, not me
Oh sh**, he's coming at me in 3D
Bro, you know he has to peepee
Because he has prostate issues
Righteous? More like psychic
Came through and I gave your b**h my big dick
[Bridge 3: Young Dan]
Uh, this is, uh, Young Dan again
A second time here to publicly apologize
Brian, please accept my apology
I did not mean those things
In love and war everything is fair
And especially in the game of rap
[Verse 9: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Flick my BIC
Trick to your b**h
‘Cause I'm coming that quick
I own four 7/11's
They're all in Wisconsin
I don't know what state they're in
Narcolepsy is no laughing matter
Man when I cum in your b**h she splatter
[Outro: HG $hellz & bryuk420]
Hey dude shhhh hey dude hold up my mom is sleeping
Oh I'm, I'm sorry bro
Shhhhhhhhhhhh