Aside - The d**h of Young Dan lyrics

[Intro: Young Dan & bryuk420] Young Dan on the beat You're not on the beat, Dan! What's Gucci? I'd like to thank the fam, and all my supporters And Action Bronson [Verse 1: Young Dan] Cooking the trap, uh Crooking the crack, uh Hitting this rap, uh Everything I say is subliminal But my rhymes ain't minimal Imma pa** this sh** off to BR, bryuk! [Verse 2: bryuk420] Uh, yo f** your b**h, blow coke blow snow Sniffing blow, off your b**h's titties b**h She's a little bitty b**h But I still f** the small hoes Yeah I still f** the small hoes Because I rep for the east side, west side, bayside North side, South side, that's right I'm global I'm all over And I'm f**ing b**hes costal Talking s** on the beach But I ain't talking about the drink Unless we're talking about that lean [Verse 3: HG $hellz] Rapping everywhere Fresh coming out of the dojo Everyone wants to know if my name is JoJo But it's not HG $hellz in the motherf**er Mother truckers coming to me Asking me if I see their bumpers Is their driving good? I don't give a sh** because I'm from the hood Highlands Ranch, f** her for days I don't eat mayonnaise because it comes from eggs You know that sh** goes right to your legs But I'm putting all of these rappers down a peg [Verse 4: bryuk420] Uh, in your legs b**h Eat some eggs b**h, yeah You know I'm like Ike from smash bros, that's right You know you like my big old penis girl You wanna see it girl But you know that you gotta be it girl I love all of my b**hes equally One plus one equals me Honey bunny funny sh** you're saying to me, man [Bridge 1: HG $hellz] Sipping soda Sipping lots of soda Sipping on soda [Verse 5: Young Dan & bryuk420] Swag, lean Trapping at Home Depot AKA Hoe Depot f**ing my b**hes left and right In the parking lot I don't give a f** I do it wherever I like Even with Brian's sister and his mom and his fam Hold on, turn the-turn the, hold on [Verse 6: HG $hellz & Young Dan] That's some Clue sh** Dan f**ing the fam With a candlestick Uh, dude, gross, I'd never do that! God! In the Parlor Room At Home Depot, bro! This sh** is gonna be your doom Who's room is it now? I'm f**ing everyone that is in town, what? [Verse 7: bryuk420] b**h I came through with about Ten thousand pounds of itch Talking about a full shipment of ticks You f**ing b**h Keep it local when you support small businesses motherf**er Eat a f**ing dick [Bridge 2: Young Dan] This is Young Dan here, back on the track Here to publicly apologize and retract his, uh, previous statements [Verse 8: HG $hellz & bryuk420] Here to f** around on the track, not me Oh sh**, he's coming at me in 3D Bro, you know he has to peepee Because he has prostate issues Righteous? More like psychic Came through and I gave your b**h my big dick [Bridge 3: Young Dan] Uh, this is, uh, Young Dan again A second time here to publicly apologize Brian, please accept my apology I did not mean those things In love and war everything is fair And especially in the game of rap [Verse 9: HG $hellz & bryuk420] Flick my BIC Trick to your b**h ‘Cause I'm coming that quick I own four 7/11's They're all in Wisconsin I don't know what state they're in Narcolepsy is no laughing matter Man when I cum in your b**h she splatter [Outro: HG $hellz & bryuk420] Hey dude shhhh hey dude hold up my mom is sleeping Oh I'm, I'm sorry bro Shhhhhhhhhhhh