[Verse 1: Ashtin Larold + KUMMER]
I sell d** through the federal mail (What can brown do for you?)
I've been to every single jail
There ain't a drug that I don't sell
Fifty million motherf**ing dollar bills
[Verse 2: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold]
(Meat Truck)
All I do is sodomy (He gon' a**-f** ya!)
I k**ed your grandson, probably
I smoked a bag of dirty cheese
I spell my name with thirty T's
[Verse 3: Ashtin Larold]
I been sippin' on that lean with your grandma
I got a zillion different handguns
Forty pounds of headband in the bathtub
Playing Game Boy Color in the Phantom
[Verse 4: KUMMER]
My mama calls, I hang it up (f** 'em!)
I shower with a gang of thugs
Pa** the soap, it best be Dove
Pistachios, that's my favorite snack
[Verse 5: Ashtin Larold]
I got a gold Versace pistol
That f**er shoots ballistic missiles
f** one hundred b**hes while I watch Stuart Little
Put your girl to bed, call me Rip Van Winkle
[Verse 6: KUMMER]
Make your girl squirt, water gun
f** ninety girls, I'm hard again
Then I'll go and watch The Backyardigans
You ain't f**ing with my f**ing diamond cardigan
[Verse 7: Ashtin Larold]
Vito Corleone, call me Vito Corleone
I got 50 million dollars, I bought 50 million ponies
Drive a Maserati while I'm eatin' macaroni
f** your Head & Shoulders, b**h
I wash my hair with codeine
[Verse 8: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold]
Make a trillion dollars hourly (That's unlikely!)
b**h, I got the biggest salary
I like ranch with my celery (For dippin'!)
f** Gatorade, I need some Gator-lean!
[Verse 9: Ashtin Larold]
I stay strapped up like a Navy Seal
I smoke ten blunts before every meal
I carry Glocks, I ain't talking glockenspiel
I was nine when I signed this f**ing record deal
[Verse 10: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold]
b**h, I don't care at all (Nah, b**h!)
Smoke blunts at my mother's funeral
In Pokemon, I caught 'em all
I sold your goldfish Adderall
[Verse 11: Ashtin Larold + KUMMER]
My favorite Disney movie probably Pocahontas
My weed so loud it giving b**hes jaundice (Yellow skin!)
My mama told me, "Never, ever break a promise."
So I promise I will make a thousand million dollars!
[Verse 12: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold]
I got a body in my backpack (Probably a baby's)
All I do is count fat stacks
Smoked a hundred million yak bats
Oprah Winfrey is my dad's dad (That's a grandpa!)
[Outro: KUMMER and Ashtin Larold]
That's Meattttttttttttttt Tttttttttttttttruck
And Pope Codeine
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