[Verse 1: Ashtin Larold + KUMMER] I sell d** through the federal mail (What can brown do for you?) I've been to every single jail There ain't a drug that I don't sell Fifty million motherf**ing dollar bills [Verse 2: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold] (Meat Truck) All I do is sodomy (He gon' a**-f** ya!) I k**ed your grandson, probably I smoked a bag of dirty cheese I spell my name with thirty T's [Verse 3: Ashtin Larold] I been sippin' on that lean with your grandma I got a zillion different handguns Forty pounds of headband in the bathtub Playing Game Boy Color in the Phantom [Verse 4: KUMMER] My mama calls, I hang it up (f** 'em!) I shower with a gang of thugs Pa** the soap, it best be Dove Pistachios, that's my favorite snack [Verse 5: Ashtin Larold] I got a gold Versace pistol That f**er shoots ballistic missiles f** one hundred b**hes while I watch Stuart Little Put your girl to bed, call me Rip Van Winkle [Verse 6: KUMMER] Make your girl squirt, water gun f** ninety girls, I'm hard again Then I'll go and watch The Backyardigans You ain't f**ing with my f**ing diamond cardigan [Verse 7: Ashtin Larold] Vito Corleone, call me Vito Corleone I got 50 million dollars, I bought 50 million ponies Drive a Maserati while I'm eatin' macaroni f** your Head & Shoulders, b**h I wash my hair with codeine [Verse 8: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold] Make a trillion dollars hourly (That's unlikely!) b**h, I got the biggest salary I like ranch with my celery (For dippin'!) f** Gatorade, I need some Gator-lean! [Verse 9: Ashtin Larold] I stay strapped up like a Navy Seal I smoke ten blunts before every meal I carry Glocks, I ain't talking glockenspiel I was nine when I signed this f**ing record deal [Verse 10: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold] b**h, I don't care at all (Nah, b**h!) Smoke blunts at my mother's funeral In Pokemon, I caught 'em all I sold your goldfish Adderall [Verse 11: Ashtin Larold + KUMMER] My favorite Disney movie probably Pocahontas My weed so loud it giving b**hes jaundice (Yellow skin!) My mama told me, "Never, ever break a promise." So I promise I will make a thousand million dollars! [Verse 12: KUMMER + Ashtin Larold] I got a body in my backpack (Probably a baby's) All I do is count fat stacks Smoked a hundred million yak bats Oprah Winfrey is my dad's dad (That's a grandpa!) [Outro: KUMMER and Ashtin Larold] That's Meattttttttttttttt Tttttttttttttttruck And Pope Codeine Thank you for having us