Once upon a time, when albums were debuted
Haylor was conceived
We panicked cause we knew
She'd hurt him
She'd hurt him
She'd hurt him
Him, him, him, him
At first we didn't care
We figured she'd back off
She'd always got around
We thought she'd take a walk
And desert him
Desert him
Desert him
Him, him, him, him
But she's still here, in the city
And we realized that we can agree
That we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles
How could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
It seems he's her's now
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
So shame on us now
This fandom's getting kind of hostile
She's gonna put him in her 'ex boy pile'
Oh, oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Now Harry's got it bad
They're walking in Times square
The fans can see it all
He doesn't even care
He's blinded
He's blinded
He's blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed
We heard that 'They're so in love'
From whispers down the street but all she really wants is a track for her CD
I hope he sees
I hope he sees
I hope he see-e-e-e-es
She's so an*l
A control freak
When he'll realizes
He'll dump her next week
Yeah
Cause we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles
How could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
It seems he's her's now
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
This fandom's getting kind of hostile
She's gonna put him in her 'ex boy pile'
Oh, oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, oh
Trouble, trouble, trouble
And the saddest fear starts creeping in
That we'd be pissed off
If he loved anyone or anything
Yeah
And now we're getting angry cause she snagged Styles
My dashboard hates her
Let's just say this sh** better be worthwhile
Cause if he dates her
She's gonna put Harry through some tough trials
And write an album with his name on file