Ashley Frangipane - The Haylor Song lyrics

Once upon a time, when albums were debuted Haylor was conceived We panicked cause we knew She'd hurt him She'd hurt him She'd hurt him Him, him, him, him At first we didn't care We figured she'd back off She'd always got around We thought she'd take a walk And desert him Desert him Desert him Him, him, him, him But she's still here, in the city And we realized that we can agree That we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles How could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles It seems he's her's now We knew she was trouble when she got Styles So shame on us now This fandom's getting kind of hostile She's gonna put him in her 'ex boy pile' Oh, oh, oh Trouble, trouble, trouble Oh, oh, oh Trouble, trouble, trouble Now Harry's got it bad They're walking in Times square The fans can see it all He doesn't even care He's blinded He's blinded He's blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed We heard that 'They're so in love' From whispers down the street but all she really wants is a track for her CD I hope he sees I hope he sees I hope he see-e-e-e-es She's so an*l A control freak When he'll realizes He'll dump her next week Yeah Cause we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles How could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles It seems he's her's now We knew she was trouble when she got Styles This fandom's getting kind of hostile She's gonna put him in her 'ex boy pile' Oh, oh, oh Trouble, trouble, trouble Oh, oh, oh Trouble, trouble, trouble And the saddest fear starts creeping in That we'd be pissed off If he loved anyone or anything Yeah And now we're getting angry cause she snagged Styles My dashboard hates her Let's just say this sh** better be worthwhile Cause if he dates her She's gonna put Harry through some tough trials And write an album with his name on file