I knew I didn't wanna go to Rutgers
Shout-out to past-Demetrius
Walking around this establishment around a homecoming win
Made me feel disappointed and serious
Maybe I came at a wrong period
Maybe I arrived to the wrong scene
But I had fun in Jersey for moments to make some means
Necessary to forget about how spread out this campus is
Trying to get into a party and get confronted by pigs
Cause they say one thing to one group then one to another then this ratio sh**
I thought this was a joke 'till I was standing for half of an hour
Outside of two parties and the problem was we couldn't get in
Cause the acceptance was a ratio 1:4 per guy and then they mentioned six!
That's twenty-four girls to roll with to get by the gate keeper to have a reason to shower
After a semi-good party but it didn't sound ballin' like Dwight Howard
So we walked in groups and saw crowds like ours
Just trying to take a bite from these Greek hosts
Looking at us parasites on these heavily traveled concrete coasts
People going to no known destination, just trying to get lucky
But we did but in an unconventional fashion
Snuck around and ran up to the attic with other broke college kids rolling in their first mansion
The music is inconsistent and the drunk guys are to persistent
I got to dance so I'm not complaining
I'm saying anything, this Everclear is not playing