I knew I didn't wanna go to Rutgers Shout-out to past-Demetrius Walking around this establishment around a homecoming win Made me feel disappointed and serious Maybe I came at a wrong period Maybe I arrived to the wrong scene But I had fun in Jersey for moments to make some means Necessary to forget about how spread out this campus is Trying to get into a party and get confronted by pigs Cause they say one thing to one group then one to another then this ratio sh** I thought this was a joke 'till I was standing for half of an hour Outside of two parties and the problem was we couldn't get in Cause the acceptance was a ratio 1:4 per guy and then they mentioned six! That's twenty-four girls to roll with to get by the gate keeper to have a reason to shower After a semi-good party but it didn't sound ballin' like Dwight Howard So we walked in groups and saw crowds like ours Just trying to take a bite from these Greek hosts Looking at us parasites on these heavily traveled concrete coasts People going to no known destination, just trying to get lucky But we did but in an unconventional fashion Snuck around and ran up to the attic with other broke college kids rolling in their first mansion The music is inconsistent and the drunk guys are to persistent I got to dance so I'm not complaining I'm saying anything, this Everclear is not playing