See that white boy over there
With money to spare
Buyin' himself a Carlton
He done quit his 9 to 5 to study full time
and now he's drinkin' a Carlton
With cushy jobs and Centrelink
There's no-one else to blame
Life just gets too easy
That's a problem all the same, oh ho, uh huh
See that white girl in the corner
Lookin' hot and bothered, drinkin' a Carlton
She has always had it easy, but she just ain't happy
Sculptin' and drinkin' a Carlton
Ichi, ni, san, shi
And over there, is a man in black
Wearin' his work clothes while he attacks a Carlton
He went to a cla** to learn how to get a job
But he gets paid cash, which soon becomes a Carlton
With cushy jobs and Centrelink
There's no-one else to blame
Life just gets too easy
That's a problem all the same
Drinkin' a Carlton
Drinkin' a Carlton
Let me tell you somethin'
Come on down the Courthouse
and if you see some gronk
Starin' into his Carlton
It's gonna be me
Sing the song