See that white boy over there With money to spare Buyin' himself a Carlton He done quit his 9 to 5 to study full time and now he's drinkin' a Carlton With cushy jobs and Centrelink There's no-one else to blame Life just gets too easy That's a problem all the same, oh ho, uh huh See that white girl in the corner Lookin' hot and bothered, drinkin' a Carlton She has always had it easy, but she just ain't happy Sculptin' and drinkin' a Carlton Ichi, ni, san, shi And over there, is a man in black Wearin' his work clothes while he attacks a Carlton He went to a cla** to learn how to get a job But he gets paid cash, which soon becomes a Carlton With cushy jobs and Centrelink There's no-one else to blame Life just gets too easy That's a problem all the same Drinkin' a Carlton Drinkin' a Carlton Let me tell you somethin' Come on down the Courthouse and if you see some gronk Starin' into his Carlton It's gonna be me Sing the song