I wanna live in a billboard
I wanna be with that laughing girl
I wanna live in a billboard
And say goodbye to this cold cruel world
I'll be the life of every party, where the women smile
And a rock hard body and I'll never be alone
I wanna live in a billboard
I wanna be in that happy place
I wanna live in a billboard
I'll be a cowboy with the leather things
I'll never have a need for Prozac
With hair I've longed & hoped to grow back
And I'll be forever young
I wanna live in a billboard
I wanna live in a billboard
I wanna live in a billboard
I wanna live in a billboard
Where life is safe it's so conventional
With all my friends old unmentionable
Shallow but larger than life
I wanna live in a billboard
I wanna live in a billboard
You're gonna wish you were this lucky guy
I wanna live in a billboard
But I'll ignore you when you drive on by
I'll be content so complacent
Cos' my smiling face will be adjacent to a government project slum
I wanna live in a billboard
But I see the train driver got a gleam in his eye
Gonna cover up my picture with another looking guy
I guess I had my 30 days in the sun
I wanna live in a billboard
Under a slogan saying "buy this beer"
I wanna live in a billboard
Where all your dreams are coming true right here
I'll sell my dream to the American dreamer
Of liver damage & emphysema
But I'll be good company
I wanna live in a billboard (x9)