Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours - I Wanna Live in a Billboard lyrics

I wanna live in a billboard I wanna be with that laughing girl I wanna live in a billboard And say goodbye to this cold cruel world I'll be the life of every party, where the women smile And a rock hard body and I'll never be alone I wanna live in a billboard I wanna be in that happy place I wanna live in a billboard I'll be a cowboy with the leather things I'll never have a need for Prozac With hair I've longed & hoped to grow back And I'll be forever young I wanna live in a billboard I wanna live in a billboard I wanna live in a billboard I wanna live in a billboard Where life is safe it's so conventional With all my friends old unmentionable Shallow but larger than life I wanna live in a billboard I wanna live in a billboard You're gonna wish you were this lucky guy I wanna live in a billboard But I'll ignore you when you drive on by I'll be content so complacent Cos' my smiling face will be adjacent to a government project slum I wanna live in a billboard But I see the train driver got a gleam in his eye Gonna cover up my picture with another looking guy I guess I had my 30 days in the sun I wanna live in a billboard Under a slogan saying "buy this beer" I wanna live in a billboard Where all your dreams are coming true right here I'll sell my dream to the American dreamer Of liver damage & emphysema But I'll be good company I wanna live in a billboard (x9)