[Verse 1]
She's in her brown fuzzy slippers and a mustard yellow Terry Clothier robe
She's got her mail-order Richard Petty earrings dangling from each lobe
She's got her hair up in rollers and the rollers are mountain dew cans
She's a picture of grace with that grilled spam n' cheese in her hands
[Bridge]
I know what you're saying it's a hard thing to miss
How's a fella like me get a woman like this
[Chorus]
I married up (I married up)
My life is sweet as a daydream
I married up (I married up)
And now were living in her airstream
I married up (I married up)
I'm all about social status
I married up (I married up)
She even knows who her dad is
[Verse 2]
Well you should've seen me before my woman came into my life (it wasn't pretty)
I was a mess, I confess I don't know where I'd be without my wife (he's such a pity)
I don't know how I ever drove
Don't know how I crossed the street
Don't know how I held a fork
How I lived to see without her
Without my loving wife
[Bridge]
She could do better if her confidence'd glitter
But it littered down the road for me
7 years after I'm still a benefactor of a woman's low self-esteem
[Chorus-Outro]
I married up (I married up)
I give my woman all the credit... cards
I married up (I married up)
And now she won't let me forget it
I married up (I married up)
My brothers know that it's true
I married up (I married up)
And if you know what's good for you, you'll say it too, cmon' guys
I married up (I married up)
Let's hear ya, I married up (I married up)
Everybody now cmon guys, I married up (I married up)
Huh, ahh, I married up (I married up)
Tell me too now, I married up (I married up)
You know you did, I married up (I married up)
Cmon guys, I married up (I married up)
Denial helps no one, I married up (I married up)
Oh, huh, I married up (I married up)
That's it, I married up (I married up)
I married up (I married up)
I married up (I married up)
I married up (I married up)
That's right
I married up (I married up)
I married up (I married up)...