Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours - I Married Up lyrics

[Verse 1] She's in her brown fuzzy slippers and a mustard yellow Terry Clothier robe She's got her mail-order Richard Petty earrings dangling from each lobe She's got her hair up in rollers and the rollers are mountain dew cans She's a picture of grace with that grilled spam n' cheese in her hands [Bridge] I know what you're saying it's a hard thing to miss How's a fella like me get a woman like this [Chorus] I married up (I married up) My life is sweet as a daydream I married up (I married up) And now were living in her airstream I married up (I married up) I'm all about social status I married up (I married up) She even knows who her dad is [Verse 2] Well you should've seen me before my woman came into my life (it wasn't pretty) I was a mess, I confess I don't know where I'd be without my wife (he's such a pity) I don't know how I ever drove Don't know how I crossed the street Don't know how I held a fork How I lived to see without her Without my loving wife [Bridge] She could do better if her confidence'd glitter But it littered down the road for me 7 years after I'm still a benefactor of a woman's low self-esteem [Chorus-Outro] I married up (I married up) I give my woman all the credit... cards I married up (I married up) And now she won't let me forget it I married up (I married up) My brothers know that it's true I married up (I married up) And if you know what's good for you, you'll say it too, cmon' guys I married up (I married up) Let's hear ya, I married up (I married up) Everybody now cmon guys, I married up (I married up) Huh, ahh, I married up (I married up) Tell me too now, I married up (I married up) You know you did, I married up (I married up) Cmon guys, I married up (I married up) Denial helps no one, I married up (I married up) Oh, huh, I married up (I married up) That's it, I married up (I married up) I married up (I married up) I married up (I married up) I married up (I married up) That's right I married up (I married up) I married up (I married up)...