I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in)
Got some crazy hair and a toothy grin
No matter where you are, I've been there first
I'm the sole defender of the universe
I'm known far and wide for my intellects
But I'm also superior in other respects
As an individual, I am often complex
I annihialated the entire race of Daleks
Known solely as "The Bringer of Darkness"
Then I escape by bolthing for the TARDIS
It's got more power than a man can harness
It'll mess you up like making out with Captain Jack Hartness
The Doctor is in, and I'm at your service
But there's more to me than what lies on the surface
I can't stand guns cause they make me nervous
I hate to shoot even if they trying to hurt us
I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in)
I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in)
I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in)
I'm the doctor Yeah the doctor's in!
d**h - it's my constant companion
tags along just like d'Artagnan
Morbius, your d**h is pending
never challenge the doc to strip mindbending
I don't like to k**, but I'll talk you to d**h
my lips move and never get to rest
when it comes to words, you can call me the best
I'll a**ault your ears and take 2 in the chest
I may be and old fart but watch your aim
I got two hearts pumping in the dueling game
so if you shoot you better hope that your aim is true
because if not the doc is coming for you
I got screwdriver and it's sonic
up a third, down a fourth and back to the tonic
don't carry guns but I'm no stranger to danger
remixed the original track by Ron Grainer
I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in)
I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in)
I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in)
I'm the doctor Yeah the doctor's in!
I man the ship alone, but I know how to work it
even though I busted the chameleon circuit
It's an old police box but nobody notices
I guess that tells you where their focus is
The Cybermen fear me - they know who's boss
reboot their brains like a macintosh
They think they're so cool, but they're just brainwashed
You can't think independant with emotion lost
And then the Daleks try to open the rift
Hi im the doctor - EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT
These aliens need to learn a thing called tolerance
or at least never retreat just like the sontarans
As a timelord I have one saving grace
I can cheat d**h, but I have to change my face
a christmas special with a shocking plot twist
I'll be back next year with the face of Matt Smith