Antisoc - The Doctor Is In lyrics

I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in) Got some crazy hair and a toothy grin No matter where you are, I've been there first I'm the sole defender of the universe I'm known far and wide for my intellects But I'm also superior in other respects As an individual, I am often complex I annihialated the entire race of Daleks Known solely as "The Bringer of Darkness" Then I escape by bolthing for the TARDIS It's got more power than a man can harness It'll mess you up like making out with Captain Jack Hartness The Doctor is in, and I'm at your service But there's more to me than what lies on the surface I can't stand guns cause they make me nervous I hate to shoot even if they trying to hurt us I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in) I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in) I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in) I'm the doctor Yeah the doctor's in! d**h - it's my constant companion tags along just like d'Artagnan Morbius, your d**h is pending never challenge the doc to strip mindbending I don't like to k**, but I'll talk you to d**h my lips move and never get to rest when it comes to words, you can call me the best I'll a**ault your ears and take 2 in the chest I may be and old fart but watch your aim I got two hearts pumping in the dueling game so if you shoot you better hope that your aim is true because if not the doc is coming for you I got screwdriver and it's sonic up a third, down a fourth and back to the tonic don't carry guns but I'm no stranger to danger remixed the original track by Ron Grainer I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in) I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in) I'm the doctor (yo the doctors in) I'm the doctor Yeah the doctor's in! I man the ship alone, but I know how to work it even though I busted the chameleon circuit It's an old police box but nobody notices I guess that tells you where their focus is The Cybermen fear me - they know who's boss reboot their brains like a macintosh They think they're so cool, but they're just brainwashed You can't think independant with emotion lost And then the Daleks try to open the rift Hi im the doctor - EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFT These aliens need to learn a thing called tolerance or at least never retreat just like the sontarans As a timelord I have one saving grace I can cheat d**h, but I have to change my face a christmas special with a shocking plot twist I'll be back next year with the face of Matt Smith