Gotta get up before it's too late--
I can't get up, and now it's too late!
I've got a degree, I can't get a job;
I'm fallin' asleep, I'm a lazy slob...
I'm high on d**!
I'm so high on d**!
Everybody knows what the problem is...
Everybody knows...
'Coz I'm messed up on...
Everybody knows, what's my name?
I'm just a loser in this big life game!
I can't stand up, I can't sit down...
I can't do nothin', I can't get around!
I'm high on d**!
I'm so high on d**!
I play lead guitar in a metal band
I wear spandex pants I'm a real cave man
My amplifier is bigger than you
and a single digit defines my IQ
I'm high on d**!
I'm so high on d**!
Everybody knows what the problem is...
Everybody knowss...
'Coz I'm messed up on...
High on...
I'm high on...