Gotta get up before it's too late-- I can't get up, and now it's too late! I've got a degree, I can't get a job; I'm fallin' asleep, I'm a lazy slob... I'm high on d**! I'm so high on d**! Everybody knows what the problem is... Everybody knows... 'Coz I'm messed up on... Everybody knows, what's my name? I'm just a loser in this big life game! I can't stand up, I can't sit down... I can't do nothin', I can't get around! I'm high on d**! I'm so high on d**! I play lead guitar in a metal band I wear spandex pants I'm a real cave man My amplifier is bigger than you and a single digit defines my IQ I'm high on d**! I'm so high on d**! Everybody knows what the problem is... Everybody knowss... 'Coz I'm messed up on... High on... I'm high on...