Adam's in the garden and he lost his a**
His wife is weeping for her innocence
He couldn't get a pardon pleading ignorance
When the devil stepped in saying "I'll take care of this
You see you gotta a little shack down by Dead Man's Pa**
We can 'em liquor by the shot of the gla**
Your wife can table dance shake her a**
For the rubes that pa**
We'll make a lot of cash
And we'll build a better garden
We'll build a better garden
We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me
Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden than He"
And he said "Cain has called a meeting he's my right-hand man
To persuade his brother as firmly as he can
To stay down on the farm stop wanderin' the land
Cut the hippie sh** man
Stick to the plan
Because everybody's gonna want a bowl of peas
They don't come from Heaven or grow on trees
We can divide up the labor the hands and the feet
Everybody comin' to us if they wanna eat
And we'll build a better garden
We're gonna build a better garden
We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me
Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we're gonna build a better garden than He
And he said "If you make procreation dirty and taboo
We can sell a lot of Buicks and shampoo if we do
We'll nip 'em in the bud retard 'em at the root
'Til they're s**ual morons when they hit twenty-two
I've seen the future and the future's great
Four hundred billion beggin' dogs in the human race
Going 'Ooh baby
Ahh baby
Whoo baby
Now baby
More baby
Less baby
Harder to the left'
I'll give 'em gel-filled squirmies
Amaretto lube
Liquor Store incense
To get them in the mood
Give 'em laboratory tested heavy-duty action Vac-U-Jack
For maximum extension satisfaction or your money back
Build a better garden
Build a better garden
Build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me
Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden then He yeah
We're gonna build a better garden
We're gonna build a better garden
We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me
Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden then He
Everybody build a better garden
Build a better garden
We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me
Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden then He
We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me
Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden then He
There'll be a war in every ocean
A war on every shore
A war for every reason
And to settle every score
Well I think it's about time to close and the record is just about made In the meantime I think we're just gonna leave things go as they are