Andy Prieboy - Build A Better Garden lyrics

Adam's in the garden and he lost his a** His wife is weeping for her innocence He couldn't get a pardon pleading ignorance When the devil stepped in saying "I'll take care of this You see you gotta a little shack down by Dead Man's Pa** We can 'em liquor by the shot of the gla** Your wife can table dance shake her a** For the rubes that pa** We'll make a lot of cash And we'll build a better garden We'll build a better garden We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden than He" And he said "Cain has called a meeting he's my right-hand man To persuade his brother as firmly as he can To stay down on the farm stop wanderin' the land Cut the hippie sh** man Stick to the plan Because everybody's gonna want a bowl of peas They don't come from Heaven or grow on trees We can divide up the labor the hands and the feet Everybody comin' to us if they wanna eat And we'll build a better garden We're gonna build a better garden We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we're gonna build a better garden than He And he said "If you make procreation dirty and taboo We can sell a lot of Buicks and shampoo if we do We'll nip 'em in the bud retard 'em at the root 'Til they're s**ual morons when they hit twenty-two I've seen the future and the future's great Four hundred billion beggin' dogs in the human race Going 'Ooh baby Ahh baby Whoo baby Now baby More baby Less baby Harder to the left' I'll give 'em gel-filled squirmies Amaretto lube Liquor Store incense To get them in the mood Give 'em laboratory tested heavy-duty action Vac-U-Jack For maximum extension satisfaction or your money back Build a better garden Build a better garden Build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden then He yeah We're gonna build a better garden We're gonna build a better garden We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden then He Everybody build a better garden Build a better garden We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden then He We're gonna build a better build a better build a better world you see you and me Don't go beggin' pardons 'cause we'll build a better garden then He There'll be a war in every ocean A war on every shore A war for every reason And to settle every score Well I think it's about time to close and the record is just about made In the meantime I think we're just gonna leave things go as they are