Well, once when I was eight
everything was going great
until my father, he tried to k** me.
By the time that I was nine,
my daddy was doing time,
and my mother had enlisted in the army.
I wish my father had loved me more.
By the time was that I was ten
my dad's life was going to end
'cause he was going on ninety.
By the time I was eleven
my daddy was up in heaven
in the clouds, staring down at me.
And I can't help but miss him even though he hit me everyday.
And he tried to hang me with a belt once.
And he took nude photographs of my body.
And by the time that I was twelve, I had made my first million.
And by the time that I was fourteen, I had found the cure to cancer.
And by the time that I was fourteen, I was the president of the country
And by the time that I was fifteen, I was the champion of the world.
So I'm glad my daddy didn't love me.
And I'm glad that he tried to k** me.
And I'm glad he took those pictures of me.
I am glad my daddy didn't love me,
I said I'm glad my daddy didn't love me.