Well, once when I was eight everything was going great until my father, he tried to k** me. By the time that I was nine, my daddy was doing time, and my mother had enlisted in the army. I wish my father had loved me more. By the time was that I was ten my dad's life was going to end 'cause he was going on ninety. By the time I was eleven my daddy was up in heaven in the clouds, staring down at me. And I can't help but miss him even though he hit me everyday. And he tried to hang me with a belt once. And he took nude photographs of my body. And by the time that I was twelve, I had made my first million. And by the time that I was fourteen, I had found the cure to cancer. And by the time that I was fourteen, I was the president of the country And by the time that I was fifteen, I was the champion of the world. So I'm glad my daddy didn't love me. And I'm glad that he tried to k** me. And I'm glad he took those pictures of me. I am glad my daddy didn't love me, I said I'm glad my daddy didn't love me.