This is my face
It's got some stuff on it that can never be replaced
I don't wax or shape
I don't know if you can tell, but this is au naturelle
They just grow that way
I don't even have to try
Triangular eyebrows
They're a little peculiar
I would be a bit choosier
If I could have another try now
But maybe it would come to squat
These babies are the ones I've got
The shapely brows you love a lot
I'm triangular and I'm proud
Let me drop a homily for my iconic anatomical anomaly
Properly rocking these tribrows
The straight lean lines all at different degrees meaning they're scalene
Different lengths on every side now
It's apparent that the hair in this area is nefarious
It's very thick
I dare to prepare to pair up with Darren Criss
I see them on the Internet whenever I browse
I see them on the Internet whenever eyebrowwwwwssssSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE
Triangular eyebrows
They're a little peculiar
I would be a bit choosier
If I could have another try now
But maybe it would come to squat
These babies are the ones I've got
The shapely brows you love a lot
Oh just one sec...there's something caught
I'm triangular, triangular, triangular, triangular and I'm proud
Not really, this is actually an outward symptom of a very painful medical condition