Andrew Huang - Triangular Eyebrows lyrics

This is my face It's got some stuff on it that can never be replaced I don't wax or shape I don't know if you can tell, but this is au naturelle They just grow that way I don't even have to try Triangular eyebrows They're a little peculiar I would be a bit choosier If I could have another try now But maybe it would come to squat These babies are the ones I've got The shapely brows you love a lot I'm triangular and I'm proud Let me drop a homily for my iconic anatomical anomaly Properly rocking these tribrows The straight lean lines all at different degrees meaning they're scalene Different lengths on every side now It's apparent that the hair in this area is nefarious It's very thick I dare to prepare to pair up with Darren Criss I see them on the Internet whenever I browse I see them on the Internet whenever eyebrowwwwwssssSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE Triangular eyebrows They're a little peculiar I would be a bit choosier If I could have another try now But maybe it would come to squat These babies are the ones I've got The shapely brows you love a lot Oh just one sec...there's something caught I'm triangular, triangular, triangular, triangular and I'm proud Not really, this is actually an outward symptom of a very painful medical condition