Theres a tale that must be told
About a soldier man, so fierce and bold
Hes got physique and he is strong
He is as righteous as the day is long
There is a truth beyond command
Theres a k**er inside every man
He is immune to life and joy
And he thinks that hes the real McCoy
He makes me wanna be a naughty boy
He comes home, when day is done
Then he throws his sh** at everyone
He says, you are no one to me.
Unless youre captain of the swimming team
Why do I have to be a righteous boy?
When Id much rather be a naughty boy
He is leaving town on monday
He is leaving town on monday morning
He comes home again on friday
He comes home again on friday evening
Theres a place in the world
Theres a place in us all
There is room in my heart for the big and the small
Oh, I remember my youth when the valley was green
And the prettiest faces that Ive never seen
Oh, the worlds gone mad today
It doesnt matter if youre straight or gay
They say, true love is a crime.
But Ive got loving on my mind.
Forever I will be a naughty boy
Forever I will be a naughty boy