Theres a tale that must be told About a soldier man, so fierce and bold Hes got physique and he is strong He is as righteous as the day is long There is a truth beyond command Theres a k**er inside every man He is immune to life and joy And he thinks that hes the real McCoy He makes me wanna be a naughty boy He comes home, when day is done Then he throws his sh** at everyone He says, you are no one to me. Unless youre captain of the swimming team Why do I have to be a righteous boy? When Id much rather be a naughty boy He is leaving town on monday He is leaving town on monday morning He comes home again on friday He comes home again on friday evening Theres a place in the world Theres a place in us all There is room in my heart for the big and the small Oh, I remember my youth when the valley was green And the prettiest faces that Ive never seen Oh, the worlds gone mad today It doesnt matter if youre straight or gay They say, true love is a crime. But Ive got loving on my mind. Forever I will be a naughty boy Forever I will be a naughty boy