I was sitting here gazing at my magazine
When my eyes they struck upon a plastic love machine
Her name was Lovely Lolly, didn't look much like my dolly
But she took me like a loaded man's beauty queen
All right, hey, Lovely Lolly
I was caught a playing, the thought of me relating
With an oversize teddy in drag
The thought it did excite me, so I sat down to write me
An order for the dealer, --- paid in cash
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
She's a precious queen, if you know what I mean
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Open up your eyes and give me some loving
Opened up my package rated double x
I couldn't wait to see her, just what I would get
Took a little blowing, to get her all going
There she was --- make me well
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
She's a precious queen, if you know what I mean
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Open up your eyes and give me some loving
Hold me, squeeze me, love me, feed me, yeah
Love me, tease me, cut me, bleed me, yeah
She's the one I want