I was sitting here gazing at my magazine When my eyes they struck upon a plastic love machine Her name was Lovely Lolly, didn't look much like my dolly But she took me like a loaded man's beauty queen All right, hey, Lovely Lolly I was caught a playing, the thought of me relating With an oversize teddy in drag The thought it did excite me, so I sat down to write me An order for the dealer, --- paid in cash I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah She's a precious queen, if you know what I mean I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Open up your eyes and give me some loving Opened up my package rated double x I couldn't wait to see her, just what I would get Took a little blowing, to get her all going There she was --- make me well I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah She's a precious queen, if you know what I mean I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Open up your eyes and give me some loving Hold me, squeeze me, love me, feed me, yeah Love me, tease me, cut me, bleed me, yeah She's the one I want