[Hype: Jorma]
Let's get ‘em Kiv!
[Verse: Akiva]
Aye yo my dick don't work, that sh** is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin' at me like “You for real dude?”
Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell ‘em Andy!
[Verse: Andy]
I think there might be something wrong with my dick
It's like a melted stick of bu*ter so soft that it can't fill a rubber
[Hype: Jorma]
Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us, I gotta run all these motherf**ers myself! Whoo!
[Verse: Jorma]
Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink
It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby
[Hype: Jorma]
HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let ‘em know!
[Verse: Akiva]
Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick
Every time I take a piss it smells just like sh**
[Hype: Jorma]
HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Andy show ‘em how it's done!
[Verse: Andy]
My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake
[Hype: Jorma]
LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT ‘EM AGAIN!
[Verse: Akiva]
Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick
[Hype: Jorma]
We make too much money for this sh**, murder music!
[Verse: Andy]
I sh** the bed cause my dick played a prank on my bu*t
HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..
[Hype: Jorma]
SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!
[Verse: Akiva]
I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
It wasn't from the s** it was a blood transfusion!
[Hype: Jorma]
WHAT?! MOTHERfu*kER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?
[Verse: Andy]
I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons f**
Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts
[Hype: Jorma]
WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT! THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA'LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!
[Verse: Akiva]
I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
Every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
[Hype: Jorma]
OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!
IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERfu*kERS!
LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP sh*t! THE WORLD NEEDS US!